hi im here to colonize *points at canada* thats mine
haha about that,
supermarkets in britain are like when guys who don’t like each other try to one up the person before them
"EVERYTHING IN ASDA IS CHEAPER THAN MORRISONS, SAINSBURY’S AND TESCO"
"SAINSBURY’S WILL GIVE YOU COUPONS, UNLIKE THOSE STINGY BASTARDS WAITROSE AND TESCO"
"MORRISONS’ DICK IS BIGGER THAN ASDA’S"
I love how no one questions the fact that there has been an officially registered political party in the UK since 1983 who wanted to make policemen say “HELLO HELLO HELLO” when making an arrest and issue a 99p coin and allow drivers to drive over roundabouts when no one was around to make Milton Keynes more fun and was co-led by a cat for three years
Is that the Monster Raving Loony party? If so, they also want to put air con on the outside of buildings to combat global warming and to sell socks in 3s instead of 2s.
causeofallmankind-deactivated20 said: [there was something in everything about youuuuu]
is this a song