Thursday, September 18, 2014

england:

france:

hi im here to colonize *points at canada* thats mine

haha about that,

(Source: hpdfrance)

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

dontkillchic:

supermarkets in britain are like when guys who don’t like each other try to one up the person before them

"EVERYTHING IN ASDA IS CHEAPER THAN MORRISONS, SAINSBURY’S AND TESCO"

"SAINSBURY’S WILL GIVE YOU COUPONS, UNLIKE THOSE STINGY BASTARDS WAITROSE AND TESCO"

"MORRISONS’ DICK IS BIGGER THAN ASDA’S"

(Source: yousyouk)

Friday, August 2, 2013

that-mouthy-christian:

thisbloghasbeencompromised:

I love how no one questions the fact that there has been an officially registered political party in the UK since 1983 who wanted to make policemen say “HELLO HELLO HELLO” when making an arrest and issue a 99p coin and allow drivers to drive over roundabouts when no one was around to make Milton Keynes more fun and was co-led by a cat for three years

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Is that the Monster Raving Loony party? If so, they also want to put air con on the outside of buildings to combat global warming and to sell socks in 3s instead of 2s.

Friday, July 19, 2013

(Source: gazellestyles)

Thursday, July 18, 2013

youknowyourebritishwhen:

It’s now 100% official and law!

APH - Allies

(Source: xswagnolia)

Wednesday, July 17, 2013
badasswomen:

Zoe Smith can lift twice her body weight, set a British record for women’s weightlifting, and really doesn’t care if you find her attractive or not. 

…we don’t lift weights in order to look hot, especially for the likes of men like that. What makes them think that we even WANT them to find us attractive? If you do, thanks very much, we’re flattered. But if you don’t, why do you really need to voice this opinion in the first place, and what makes you think we actually give a toss that you, personally, do not find us attractive? What do you want us to do? Shall we stop weightlifting, amend our diet in order to completely get rid of our ‘manly’ muscles, and become housewives in the sheer hope that one day you will look more favourably upon us and we might actually have a shot with you?! Cause you are clearly the kindest, most attractive type of man to grace the earth with your presence.
Oh but wait, you aren’t. This may be shocking to you, but we actually would rather be attractive to people who aren’t closed-minded and ignorant. Crazy, eh?! We, as any women with an ounce of self-confidence would, prefer our men to be confident enough in themselves to not feel emasculated by the fact that we aren’t weak and feeble.
And here’s some food for thought – maybe you should broaden your criteria for what you consider ‘attractive’ anyway, because these perfect, feminine women you speak of probably have no interest in you either. 

(photo from Feministing)

badasswomen:

Zoe Smith can lift twice her body weight, set a British record for women’s weightlifting, and really doesn’t care if you find her attractive or not. 

…we don’t lift weights in order to look hot, especially for the likes of men like that. What makes them think that we even WANT them to find us attractive? If you do, thanks very much, we’re flattered. But if you don’t, why do you really need to voice this opinion in the first place, and what makes you think we actually give a toss that you, personally, do not find us attractive? What do you want us to do? Shall we stop weightlifting, amend our diet in order to completely get rid of our ‘manly’ muscles, and become housewives in the sheer hope that one day you will look more favourably upon us and we might actually have a shot with you?! Cause you are clearly the kindest, most attractive type of man to grace the earth with your presence.

Oh but wait, you aren’t. This may be shocking to you, but we actually would rather be attractive to people who aren’t closed-minded and ignorant. Crazy, eh?! We, as any women with an ounce of self-confidence would, prefer our men to be confident enough in themselves to not feel emasculated by the fact that we aren’t weak and feeble.

And here’s some food for thought – maybe you should broaden your criteria for what you consider ‘attractive’ anyway, because these perfect, feminine women you speak of probably have no interest in you either. 

(photo from Feministing)

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

hula-skirts:

Somehow this made me really emotional

I learnt much more from these shows and the books than I ever did in history lessons

Thanks Terry Deary

(Source: ofsted)

Monday, July 15, 2013
nullisecundusinoriente:

i summed up half of english history in like 2 sentences

nullisecundusinoriente:

i summed up half of english history in like 2 sentences

causeofallmankind-deactivated20 said: [there was something in everything about youuuuu]

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is this a song